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ALL CADAVERS PERFORMED by HELEN O'LEARY

URSULA
Written by BUCK BUCKINGHAM

It's a funny thing rigor mortis. It starts off in your eyelids and at the same time your toes ... then it's the rest of your face ... the muscles of your neck, your legs, your trunk ... and it leaves the same way ... the whole thing is like some macabre Mexican wave.

THE EDITORIAL ASSISTANT
Written by ELAINE ACWORTH

I am the dark night which comes despite the clear whites of your eyes and I am going to chase you down.

LORRAINE
Written by DAVE LETCH

She hated me at firstbreath I didn't really take notice of her poor thing dingalingnobrain her damper was pretty good though and she charmed as only the simple can ... is that harsh?

THE COOKING DEMONSTRATOR
Written by JONATHAN HARDY

Invert the head and scoop out the contents. You can use an egg spoon for this.

EDWINA : HOMO ECLECTUS RESURRECTUS EST
Written by JONATHAN HARDY

I can't say living as a woman was a bad thing but fuck me if I want to die as one.